Funkymonarch is a newly qualified teacher hailing originally from Essex but now inhabiting a small flat in Hertfordshire. In the few hours she manages to escape working she spends her time watching Hollyoaks and Holby City while neglecting her other hobbies of playing the keyboard and drawing.

Her current writing project was going to be a diary of her first year in teaching but all she managed to write was ‘ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH IPC SUCKS ARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!’ So I guess it’ll have to wait.