As you all know a major cause of deforestation is the unpublished novel, whole rainforests have been destroyed by people desperately seeking that big break from any and every publisher.  A lot of this is caused by some peoples complete inability to be self critical, a problem I thankfully do not suffer from, unfortunately I have the opposite malady.  I am firmly convinced that 99% of my output is total crap.

Take a flick through previous articles and you’ll see what I mean.

Having produced a lot of bad I thought I was capable of spotting a mile off, I now realise that my talents in this area pale in insignificance compared to the might of Howard Mittelmark and Sandra Newman the minds behind “How NOT to Write a Novel: 200 Mistakes to avoid at All Costs if You Ever Want to Get Published“.  I added this little gem to my bookshelf a while ago and have over the last couple of months (I’ve not had a lot of time to read recently) finally got round to reading .

If you are a writer, if your thinking of becoming a writer, if you’ve ever picked up a pen or sat in front of a keyboards with the idea for a sure fire bestseller in your head then you need to read this book.  I’m sorry to say its very likely to destroy some of your more extreme illusions about your talent.  This is a good thing however, if no one points out your mistakes then you’ll just keep making them (trust me I know what I’m talking about here).

I found very interesting flicking through the Amazon reviews of this book, trying to guess at the personalities behind the keyboard, some see as mocking or smug, everyone sees as sarcastic.  What interested me most though is those who claimed was useless, having read their opinions I’m firmly of the belief that the book cut a little too close to the bone for there liking.  I’d guess their own manuscript is currently being rejecting for one or more of the mistakes listed in this book!

Sphere: Related Content