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I’m going to take a break from the usual subjects that I’ve been writing about of late (namely writing…) and wonder off into the world of professional football.  Following the England teams less than stellar performance yesterday against Germany I’ve been trying to work out what the England manager can do to try and improve matters for our next tournament fun time.

A lot of the discussion which has taken place recently has made mention of the small pool of talent available to the England manager with so many foreign players in the Premier League at present.  This has confused me slightly, Algeria held us to a 0-0 draw with a team largely made up of amateurs, they qualified for the World Cup with the same team.  Why exactly is the England manager under the impression he has a small pool of talented players from which to make his selection?  If Algeria can qualify with amateurs surely England can select from more than just the premier league?

If you open your selection to the lower leagues you’ll find yourself with a lot of good, hungry young players looking for their big break this gives you a serious chance of finding people who can play together as a team and who want to wear the shirt and represent their country.  The chances are you’ll also find that you can be more creative with the team, leaving 4-4-2 behind you and really improving the quality of football the team play.

Now, all of the above comes from someone who is willing to admit that his football skills are severly lacking but I cherish the belief that I would actually make a good manager (whether football or anything else) because I’m willing to listen and I like to do what I can to see people do well.  What seems to be lacking in English football is the desire to do well for any other reason than the big fat paycheck at the end of it, its no longer about football, its about job satisfaction.

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As you all know a major cause of deforestation is the unpublished novel, whole rainforests have been destroyed by people desperately seeking that big break from any and every publisher.  A lot of this is caused by some peoples complete inability to be self critical, a problem I thankfully do not suffer from, unfortunately I have the opposite malady.  I am firmly convinced that 99% of my output is total crap.

Take a flick through previous articles and you’ll see what I mean.

Having produced a lot of bad writing I thought I was capable of spotting it a mile off, I now realise that my talents in this area pale in insignificance compared to the might of Howard Mittelmark and Sandra Newman the minds behind “How NOT to Write a Novel: 200 Mistakes to avoid at All Costs if You Ever Want to Get Published“.  I added this little gem to my bookshelf a while ago and have over the last couple of months (I’ve not had a lot of time to read recently) finally got round to reading it.

If you are a writer, if your thinking of becoming a writer, if you’ve ever picked up a pen or sat in front of a keyboards with the idea for a sure fire bestseller in your head then you need to read this book.  I’m sorry to say its very likely to destroy some of your more extreme illusions about your talent.  This is a good thing however, if no one points out your mistakes then you’ll just keep making them (trust me I know what I’m talking about here).

I found it very interesting flicking through the Amazon reviews of this book, trying to guess at the personalities behind the keyboard, some see it as mocking or smug, everyone sees it as sarcastic.  What interested me most though is those who claimed it was useless, having read their opinions I’m firmly of the belief that the book cut a little too close to the bone for there liking.  I’d guess their own manuscript is currently being rejecting for one or more of the mistakes listed in this book!

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A lot of my writing energy at the moment is going into simply generating ideas for things to write about, in the past I’ve relied on random inspiration to give me a topic but recently I’ve started to examine where those random ideas actually come from.  My reliance on randomness regularly leaves me bereft of ideas which seriously damages my output so finding the source will help to stabilise things somewhat.  The search has revealed a few things to me about my writing and about my approach to some things outside of writing as well.

The major discovery is the obvious one, ideas come from everywhere and anywhere.  A comment in the middle of a conversation, an image glanced as you go about your daily life, all these things get stored away and eventually if your very lucky your unconscious mind makes some kind of connection and you’ve got a potential best seller idea waiting to be unleashed.  This makes it a vitally important part of any writers life to make sure that they always have their eyes and ears open or else the ideas may pass you by.

Dreams are another useful source of ideas, both your own and other peoples, as a for instance this morning my girlfriend told me she had a in which two of my friends from the world of amateur dramatics were researching their next role by pretending to want to be part of the Mafia.  All on its own you’ve got the begins of a fantastic story without your conscious mind actually having to do anything.  Dreams however are fickle and where one day you get a prize winning short story idea the next you may get a complete damp squib.

Which brings me to an incredibly important point:  Good ideas do not always produce good writing.  Once you have that germ of inspiration it takes a lot of work to turn it from idea into finished project and if you don’t approach the process the ‘right’ way you’ll waste a lot of time polishing a turd.  Evidence of that (I’m ashamed to say) can be seen in various corners of this site where over excitement at the mere thought of turning idea into substance has resulted in badly formed and incomplete product.

This is what my quest to understand the source of my ideas has taught me, I need a Plan, up until now (to paraphrase Phoebe Buffay) I haven’t had a pl.  Hence the creation of The Plan, the overriding rules by which I now abide when doing anything for this site.  The details of The Plan will continue to be fleshed out as time goes on.  Much of The Plan is actually still unpublished as I’ve come to realise I need something which extends beyond this site and into my daily life.

Its a freeing experience knowing that a part of your life now has structure and some kind of future, writing has become easier and more fluid and the rest of my life seems to be following suit. So, if your a budding writer whose struggling to find focus or if your just feeling a bit lost in any area of your life, make yourself a plan, even if its only a list of what your going to cook each night for dinner it’ll help.

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Dreams

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I would like nothing better in life than to sit and do this every day, the sheer joy of writing is incredible and fills me with a sense of well being and purpose.  The challenge is turning part time into making enterprise, something which isn’t easy.  The truth of the matter is though that there are now more people ‘living the ’ and making from writing, drawing and otherwise creating content than at any other time in history.  The internet has opened up a whole new avenue and that avenue is spreading back to impact more traditional media, the days of self-publication have very definitely arrived.

This freedom to create which has been handed to so many people does of course give rise to the creation of a whole wealth of total crap, but some gems are really starting to shine through, the world of webcomics seems to be the most advanced of the new breed with many turning their comic into a full-time job.  Quite apart from the prolific Ryan Sohmer (and the rest of the Blind Ferret team) over at www..com many others are making their mark and making their living in this new world.  Where the webcomics guys seem to have got it right is by not limiting themselves, they are not only producing collections of the work they’ve presented on the web they’ve also expanded  into prints, T-shirts, figurines and even shot glasses.

So how do those of us with little in the way of artistic talent make use of these potential new making avenues?  The phrase ‘you have to spend to make ’ may come into play here, once you’ve established your writing as worth peoples attention you can spend a bit of cash getting a talented artist to create a few T-shirt designs for you.  If your writing fiction a few posters of your main characters may sell well.

The important thing is that there is no better time than now to try and make your artistic dreams come true, I’m certainly going to be trying over the next few months to make it happen for me, whether that involves a whole load of or just some damn good writing only time will tell.

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Funkymonarch is a newly qualified teacher hailing originally from Essex but now inhabiting a small flat in Hertfordshire. In the few hours she manages to escape working she spends her time watching Hollyoaks and Holby City while neglecting her other hobbies of playing the keyboard and drawing.

Her current writing project was going to be a diary of her first year in but all she managed to write was ‘ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH IPC SUCKS ARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!’ So I guess it’ll have to wait.

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I’d like to introduce you all to Lightning Bug, an incredibly useful little site full of stuff to just get your writing moving.  Theres a whole raft of warm up excercises and different things to help you develop characters and setting.

Its well worth a look if you need help turning vague concept into fully formed idea.

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Evernote

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As I’ve said previously I intend to keep track of the work I’m doing on my top secret project and let you in on some of the things which are helping me pull everything together into a sensible whole.  First on the list is Evernote an incredibly useful little application for the technological writer.

I have spent a fair chunk of time walking round with a pen and somewhere about my person so that I can write down ideas as they occur to me and to be quite frank I’ve been useless at using them, you see my handwriting is terrible and if I’m writing fast in a small it goes from terrible to almost completely illegible.  I needed another solution and with a quick look round the Google market on my shiny new Android powered phone I’ve found the answer:  Evernote.

Evernote is available for Mac OS X, , iPhone / iPod Touch, iPad, Android, BlackBerry, Palm Pre / Palm Pixi and Mobile, so more or less any platform your likely to be using (except Linux, sorry open source fans.  Still it’ll probably run fine in Wine).  It allows you to take notes in a whole variety of forms (Text, voice, snapshots or file uploads) before uploading them to Evernote’s servers where they can then be synced to your other devices.  The basic package is free and gives you a maximum amount of 40Mb of monthly uploads which in these times of GB email inboxes etc doesn’t sound much but if all your using it for is making text notes for your upcoming novel you should remain well below the limit.

The application itself (on Android and anyway, I haven’t used it on the many other platforms available) is simple to use and intuitive so you’ll find yourself taking a whole wealth of notes on a whole variety of subjects before you know it.  I use it to keep track of those random moments of inspiration which occur throughout the day before taking those many disparate thoughts and hammering them into a meaningful shape the next time I sit down to write.

This is actually looking like the single most powerful tool I have at the moment, those fleeting moments of inspiration are no longer being lost for want of a working pen and the chances of meaningful writing have been massively increased.  If you find yourself losing those brilliant ideas that would turn you into the worlds most successful author I seriously suggest taking a look.

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Structure

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I’m working a lot on improving the structure of my writing at the moment, particularly focussing on the need for a clear beginning, middle and end to everything I put together.  The beginning and middle have tended to be things which I don’t have a problem putting together its bringing those things to a well rounded conclusion which seems to cause me some challenge.

A lot of forward planning goes into writing any article, short story or novel.  Research is always necessary it gives a far better structure and depth to your writing and this has been the main casualty in my recent work.  I’ve avoided property research or planning in an effort just to get something published which unfortunately has resulted in the series of random ramblings currently present on this very site.  Opinion only carries you so far when not backed by verifiable fact, without that grounding in reality the writers voice tends to get lost and the content of the article ends up awash in a sea of nothing in particular.

So this is where I find myself now, in search of facts and a rounded and well written ending to go with the many beginnings and middles floating around in my head.  Without them my new super secret project will remain unwritten.  So, over the coming months while I try and get my head round these little conundrums I’m going to be publishing a series of articles on the methods I find and the thoughts I have on the good and bad points of them all.  If nothing else the end result of all this may be some useful hints and tips for everyone else!

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I’m spending a worrying amount of time stuck inside my own head at the moment which is damaging a lot of things. My writing for one.

I actually started work on a novel recently but ground to a halt in a sea of bad writing, two dimensional characters and cliché. Hopefully another few hours of bashing at the keys will get most of that out of my system and I’ll actually be able to move on to producing something worth reading. In order to improve matters I’m looking to do some more structured writing by finding some websites and magazines looking for article submissions with some enforced limits. Even a word count will help focus me at the moment.

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So, I’m working on upgrading my home PC largely for the purpose of running virtual machines for Labs on it.  An old socket 939 AMD dual core with 2GB of RAM just isn’t going to cut it.  The problem is I’m hampered by a serious funding crisis, what with rent and bills my spare funds each month are limited and saving is proving challenging.

Various websites suggest ways for IT pros to make a bit of extra cash but in order to raise significant funds you have to invest pretty much the same amount of time as you do in your full-time job, this of course seems to leave me with only two options, get a pay rise (unlikely) or find a new higher paid job (challenging in this economy).  The other option is to find a killer idea that I can turn into my own making business and considering the best one I have at the moment is this place which hardly sees any traffic and most of that is by accident I need to do something drastic to give my self the healthy bank balance I’m looking for.

the difficulty in regards to the job search is the catch 22 situation it creates, I need the better PC to allow me to study for certifications which would help me get a better job but I can’t build the PC until I’ve got the which comes from having a better job….

The long game may work in regards to this little site however, page views are slowly on the up and I’m writing more which can only help.  Writing better would probably be th next stage!

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